Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for? Let's do this, ladies and gentlemen, what is up?

What is going down, friends, family farmers?

This is episode 100 of the conspiracy farm.

Whoa, that's 100, dude.

That's insane. So for the 100th time,

I am here, shotgun riding with my homeboy, UFC, Hall of Famer, Eater of World,

choker, outer of motherfuckers. Pat Milletton. What's up, brother?

Hey, happy centennial. Absolutely, man. So, ladies and gentlemen, three years ago, I was doing my own podcast.

It's me speaking to you.

I had Pat on several times, man.

We chopped it up.

I had great conversations after one of them, Pat was like, dude, do you want to do this

show called The Conspiracy Farm with me?

And like I said, it took me a couple weeks for me to realize he was serious.

And 100 episodes later, ladies and gentlemen, we are here, man. We've talked a little bit of everybody. Deputy Director of Counterintelligence for the FBI, Dave Zadie, former Navy SEALs, former Russian Spets, Notts, Freeway, Ricky Ross.

Man, and one of my favorite guests is here today with us, man.

He has been huge in helping us support ours and helping us support the show.

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