Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb,

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for? All right, ladies and gentlemen, locked and loaded once again,

Oh, don't you know, that's the sound of the men working on the train.

Oh, here you go.

Locked in order for another episode for the archives.

Jeffrey Wilson, chilling with my boy, Pat Milich.

Costa de Militich.

We're going to hang out here tonight and have another episode talking a little smack, a little free

form tonight.

No guess.

It's just Pat and I chop it up on events of the world, things that are going on to the crazy

world we're living in man and we're going to talk there's so much going on though but there's a lot don't necessarily need a guest with these last couple weeks

I mean it's just it's been heavy and we're going to chop it up but before we get to it man there's

there's been some stuff going on and actually I wanted to reiterate to everyone else we are taking

the show on the road and so we're looking at Chicago as our first kickoff city. So Chicago,

if you want to chime in, let us know what's a good location. We kind of have a tentative location

in mind. Gentlemen's cooperative. I say that's got to be it. I think that's got to be it.

But Chicago, let us know what kind of turnout we might expect. And again, man, we love producing

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