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Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

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I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

Thank you. ladies and gentlemen are you ready for all right ladies and gentlemen here we go off to the races once again for another episode another installment for the archives of the conspiracy farm

geoffrey wilson writing well not so much shotgun in the physical sense right here at Casa de Milichich, because I'm rolling solo at least in studio tonight because the champ is over on the West Coast announcing for Mark Cuban's Axis TV over on the West Side. Champ, what's that, brother?

Well, you know, I'm a little nervous.

My co-host is in my house, in my office.

My wife's in the house.

What the hell's going on over there?

Oh, come on.

We're completely prof- I'm a complete professional.

You know better than this, my God.

Man, let me tell you. Yeah, I'm out in California, Marongo Casino and Resort to call the fights tomorrow night, Friday night for Mark Cuban's Access TV.

So I'm pumped to be out here in California, a little trip to a beautiful Southern California, and then right back home on Saturday morning.

But I'm excited about some of the stuff we're going to talk about because people are losing their collective minds over Donald Trump meeting with the evil one.

Well, you are exactly right and we're going to try to just give our little bit of two cents

for whatever that's worth.

But before we do, let us reiterate some of the messages we've tried to get across to our farmers

in our previous episodes.

Pat and I are trying to take this bad

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