Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war? You know what that means, ladies and gentlemen,

from the Cox Chlox Chime to the Cox Crow. It is another episode of the conspiracy farm. Jeffrey

Wilson coming to you live and direct. Man, you know who I'm rolling with. U.S.

H.C. Hall of Famer, Pat Millich. How are we doing today, Champ?

Hopefully better than me.

Well, I am doing good. I had a great

fucking bootle workout earlier today.

Did the torture mill, the

revolving stairs for an hour

at a high rate just about uh almost i don't know

250 floors of stairs so it was good for me i needed it and uh my mind's clear for for what

we're about to talk about we've got some serious subject matter to discuss don't me my friend

yeah man there's definitely a lot going on

in this old earth we have i mean first of all you know just to obviously give shoutouts to all

our listeners all of our farmers i shipped out some t-shirts this past week that was awesome

keep them bad boys coming if you haven't seen the news on the face base I am going to be

heading back to our hometown people have been clamoring man you guys got to get on camera on camera

if you didn't know ladies and gentlemen I'm in St. Louis Pat is in Iowa where I will be heading

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