Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for?

All right, ladies and gentlemen, back in the saddle once again, man, it feels good.

Missed you guys.

This Jeffrey Wilson coming to you live and direct with my partner in crime.

As always, UFC Hall of Famer, Pat Millington.

How you doing, brother?

You know, I'm doing good.

I'm a little frustrated, though.

I'm a little frustrated by the current events of what's going on.

But you know what?

We're going to cut through it with a very sharp knife.

And I'm with you we've been we've been gone for a little while man i um i woke up easter sunday morning and just couldn't talk and it

kind of got progressively worse so i had to had to rest the voice and and shut uh shut as the kids

call the fuck up for a while uh which i did and enjoy a little time off, did some reading.

But yeah, man, stuff's still been going on.

The world keeps turning.

And, you know, I guess I was talking to you off air a little bit.

I kind of dipped out of current events, so I'm going to lean on you a little bit.

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