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I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

How you doing?

I'm doing great, man. I'm doing great.

Don't have some shows for, don't have any, let's see,

no access TV stuff for three weeks so i'm flying out

tuesday to go be on the andrew wilcoe show on the blaze we're going to discuss ironically antifa

toxic masculinity and a few other things and uh electrical tape holding reading glasses together.

Yeah, that's a pretty awesome job you've done with, I was going to mention that last week.

But what's up, Christian Sutton, Christian Sutton in the building?

Yeah, I sent him, I apologize, Christian, for posting on your Facebook page, but I saw that a Kenyan

minister had discovered Jesus walking through Kenyan streets, and he, in fact, is white,

and that the Kenyan minister brought Jesus to his church, and the people at that church

are gleeful that they have found the white Jesus.

Sweet.

Christian.

Christian probably didn't think that was too funny, but I laughed my ass off.

Was that on the onion or something?

Because clearly that's, you know, it sounds like...

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