The Comedy Button: Home Alone 2 Commentary

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2011

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Just in time for Christmas, it's our first official movie commentary -- and it's for that fun-filled 1992 torture porn classic, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Marvel at young (and sociopathic) Kevin McCallister's extreme aptitude for mercilessly assaulting hapless thieves within inches of their lives, and ring in those happy holidays with joyous cheers of "that guy should have permanent brain damage right now." It's fun for the whole family! So queue up your DVDs, grab a drink, and get ready for our expert analysis on what could quite possibly be the prequel to Saw. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, and welcome to the comedy buttons
0:03.7	Movie commentary for home alone too Mary fucking Christmas. Yeah, lost in New York lost in jigsaws
0:10.8	Fun house. Yeah, you'll learn the saw basement. Yeah, you'll learn that this is a family-friendly
0:16.2	Snuff film by the end of the movie. This is one of the most violent pieces of film ever ever put out
0:21.3	It really is they I think they pitch it is like it'll be loony tunes the movie
0:24.9	But it's like no this is how people could kill some other people hundreds of ways the movie people
0:30.0	Nightmares this is faces of death eight. Yeah, people don't understand how fucking violent this movie gets it at the
0:37.1	Around the 45 minute mark when when shit really kicks in but be careful and you might learn a lesson or two about Christmas
0:43.9	Yeah, and homeless ladies with birds
0:47.0	People yeah, so I'm Ryan Scott. We've got Brian Altano. Brat brat Scott Bromley. What's going on internet?
0:54.9	Mexico, though. I'm handsome and Anthony guy a ghost is working. He's handling the
1:00.2	Yeah, but he'll help me say hi when it starts. All right, so what we're gonna do
1:06.0	We want you to queue up your home alone to DVDs. We're sorry
1:09.8	We want you to hit play when the 20th century Fox logo comes on the screen close your eyes and make a wish
1:17.8	Logos they show 20th century Fox logo
1:21.8	The one from the movie well, we're gonna we're gonna ask you to pause this track and when the 20th century Fox logo
1:28.3	Completely disappears from the screen kill yourself. You're gonna want to unpause and it will be in sync with the movie in theory so
1:36.7	3 2 1 pause
1:40.8	And we're back. All right
1:44.1	20th century Fox presents the world's scariest movie
1:48.6	John Hughes
1:51.1	Christopher Columbus actually found this movie when he came to America after he killed the Native Americans
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