4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2013
⏱️ 65 minutes
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This week, Anthony has a sleepover, Ryan performs a dramatic reading of DuckTales (and proves why he'd be the worst at reading bedtime stories to kids), we fight over shotgun, animals go wild, our special guest spins tales from the Great White North, we speculate about Wile E. Coyote's suicide plans, some bangout emails come in, stupid kids run though pane glass windows, and Brian recalls his worst Valentine's Day ever. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mitch Dyer.
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0:00.0 | Hello, I'm welcome to comedy button. My name's Anthony Guy. I go as I'm here with Scott Bromley. What's going on in her tubes? |
0:05.0 | Max Goville party time everybody Ryan Scott Kauwabonga |
0:11.1 | Brian Tana |
0:13.1 | And joining us this week special guest Mitchell Dyer. No catchphrase |
0:18.3 | None catchphrases. No, I don't none. None. Not just the number of catchphrases. He worked at I.G. on how I would y'all |
0:24.2 | I'll go out. John. Welcome to Algonne and you still don't have a catchphrase history |
0:29.8 | How did they let you in the building with all to me? Who are you? Why are you here? I don't know why I'm here |
0:35.2 | I just followed you guys. I guess you could say circumstances were Dyer. Oh shit. We're in Dyer straight |
0:40.0 | That's what you guys do. How many button guys get it? It's funny and the show 45 seconds in yep |
0:45.8 | Yeah, Mitch is here because he's my friend and he's kind of a Mitch hitter and he's spending the night at my house tonight |
0:51.4 | Yeah, it's sexy sleepover tonight. Oh really? Oh, yeah, how come you're spending the night with Anthony? |
0:56.4 | I don't want to go to this dumb company retreat alone |
1:00.8 | We're gonna want to spend that we're gonna go home after this and we're gonna watch Clone Wars until we fall asleep together on the couch |
1:07.2 | That's probably not a joke. Is that my couch the couch I gave you? No |
1:10.9 | It's the one R30 step sex on oh |
1:16.0 | But now it's gonna be on the couch that you and Mitch have sex on yeah |
1:19.3 | Well watching the other the other option was the couch that I used to have sex on so there's that basically |
1:24.4 | I just have my pick of fuck couches to sleep on the Anthony's like two ships passing in the night |
1:29.7 | full of calm |
1:31.4 | All right |
1:33.4 | So I brought a special present for one of our special guys |
1:36.5 | Right Scott. Oh really? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna give it to you. Why'd you give away giving a present? |
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