The Comedy Button: Episode 62
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2013
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
On this week's wild-and-crazy "lost" episode, Anthony gets everything wrong, Diablo gives bedsores, Game of Thrones has its share of homeless people, Siamese twin logistics get complicated, Shredder's foot soldier gets the crap beaten out of him, we consider a seeing-eye horse, we tell some Bay to Breakers stories, Scott is afraid of his relationship changing, we watch the worst porn ever, Ryan gets sick for a month, cars destroy our dumb toys, we tell some tales from the haunted mansion, everyone takes their gummy vitamins, we see some sonograms on Facebook, old people are amazing racists, and Ryan talks sports. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on Internet's got here so first of all let me explain what's going on this week |
| 0:05.8 | We had a lot of scheduling issues and weren't able to get together to record a new episode |
| 0:11.4 | But since the last time we took a week off and didn't put up a new one |
| 0:17.0 | Everyone was pretty much threatening death or they were gonna commit suicide. I don't know what the fuck you guys were gonna do |
| 0:22.4 | You guys went crazy is what is what happened? |
| 0:24.6 | So instead of going a week where we didn't put up a show |
| 0:27.9 | I decided that we were just gonna say fuck it and put up a lost episode. So |
| 0:33.5 | From time to time, you know, we'll record an episode and not you not think anything of it and kind of say all right |
| 0:39.7 | That was not up to our our quality if we have any quality at all |
| 0:44.2 | It wasn't up to our standards, so we won't put it up |
| 0:47.1 | It's happened a couple times one time that it did happen the episode we actually really really enjoyed it just that |
| 0:54.3 | Right before we were recording right during sound check. We jostled a chord |
| 0:59.5 | So instead of everything being recorded with the soundboard everything was recorded with the shitty onboard mic on the laptop |
| 1:06.1 | So I've you know tried to fix the audio as best as I can but it is going to sound like a bunch of people talking with that said |
| 1:13.6 | Some of the conversations are actually pretty funny and I'm kind of glad that you guys actually get to hear it for once instead of |
| 1:21.0 | It being lost forever, but that said we will be back next week with a brand new episode with |
| 1:27.1 | with jokes and and characters and |
| 1:31.5 | You know stuff you will not want to miss so anyway without further ado. I give you the comedy button the lost episode |
| 1:40.4 | Hello, I'm welcome to comedy button. I'm in the AGO's with me is brown. Oh, yeah, with you is also the episode number. What is it? |
| 1:48.3 | 29 no |
| 1:50.3 | It's not 32 |
| 1:52.3 | Get a warmer 34. Can someone reveal the secret. No, no, no, let's just make them go |
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