The Comedy Button: Episode 59

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2013

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

We're back for 2013 -- and it's time to discuss our New Year's adventures, hate on all those fun-havers, discuss the things you just can't do on Ikea furniture, go for a quick trip inside Brian's brain, shoot some guns, score some white trash digits, receive the most awkward massage ever, learn who might be a redneck, bring families together with our heartwarming 2012 clip show, curse all those curses, and stop sending us presents. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome to the comedy button. My name is Anthony Gaugas alongside Brian. I don't know. Shut the fuck up
0:05.4	Scott Bromley. Hi everyone. Ryan Scott. Hey, go go to hell
0:10.6	Why are you so on go to hell? I don't know where we're starting the episode you just starting episode like that
0:14.7	Yeah, start episode like that. You just all of a sudden start the episode. You don't say is everybody ready?
0:18.7	You just start the fucking episode. Welcome to 2013
0:21.8	Unbelievable, unbelievable. I did I went through the routine. I made you your drinks. You're holding your drinks. We're ready Brian
0:27.4	It's starting we already had a picture of sangria idiot starting an episode of the comedy button
0:31.5	It's like having kids if you if you want if you try what you're ready, you can't have them
0:35.1	You'll never you'll never be ready
0:37.2	They're it's always a mistake
0:41.4	This episode never would have started if it was up to you
0:44.8	It's a miracle that someone let me do this. Yeah, that's like having kids. Yeah, so
0:50.6	I better shit everywhere. It's our first show the new year. Oh great. Yay. Happy new year
0:56.3	Yeah, hello. Hello all you new listeners who listen to our people
0:59.8	People thought I was being really grumpy on New Year's because I was tweeting that I hated every young person out there
1:06.2	And it was because what's the matter grandpa? It's because I went to Max's house and we had a good time
1:11.0	We had it we kept it nice and low key and it was fun and then I left and as I pull up to the very first stoplight
1:17.3	There's a guy just puking out of the side of a cat
1:20.1	Just like what looks like red blood just blood jungle juice and the cabbies yelling and I'm like all right
1:26.8	This is going terribly then I drive to go get our news editor
1:31.5	Enter Goldfarb to give him a ride home because Uber cab in the San Francisco was charging $100 minimum that night
1:37.0	Was it a hundred dollar minimum? Yeah, because I remember I got the email where they were saying oh by the way
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