The Comedy Button: Episode 58

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2012

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

This week, Ryan gets involved in another Caltrain bloodbath, horse trailers are terrible places for horses, Anthony gets mugged, we keep an eye out for the candy criminals, police sketch artists make terrible drawings, we hate on (but secretly look forward to) The Hobbit, Chris Farley makes us pull the tragedy lever, we urge foster children to stop listening to the show, Hotel for Dogs is pretty much the perfect movie, we express our fears of parenthood, we recall how disgusting My Two Dads was, Max goes all Maxbergers about the history of Wassailing, and we pimp our 2012 holiday commentary track. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Kami button. I'm Anthony guy. It's with me is Brian auton. Oh
0:04.4	Scott Scott probably
0:08.2	What's going on
0:10.2	in Mexicoville
0:12.5	There's no Ryan Scott because Ryan Scott's train hit a car
0:16.2	It's back
0:18.2	We're not making this shit up. This is this is actually a thing like his his train
0:23.4	Kills everything
0:25.4	Every time we get some that train something bad at they call it the cal train
0:28.4	But it should be you could kill a trail
0:33.2	Just every time that dude he's just a fucking walking calamity because he's on it. He's a he's a mutant
0:39.7	It better unlike all his years of hoping that he would get a cool mutant power
0:43.0	It's just that bad luck. Do you think he's in like this really slow version of unbreakable?
0:50.2	It'll take us like centuries to figure out he's a superhero who'd be totally dead by then
0:55.1	But there'll be this really slow really tiny drawn out
0:58.3	No, I think it is Brian is a superhero
1:00.7	He's probably invincible, but he's too much of a chicken shit to try anything to ever find out. Yeah, that's true
1:06.1	So he's gonna go through life never his real superpower is learning how to drive through San Francisco very well
1:12.2	But he's just he just won't do it. I would love to see that someday and I'll just never happen
1:16.0	I offered I offered to help him drive to learn how to drive in the streets of San Francisco
1:20.2	And he's like no, no, no, not gonna do it. You know, yes, you just force him Brian is so
1:24.1	Just just blindfold him while he's driving be like surprise you're in San Francisco tonight. You should seriously just
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