4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2023
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Kristin declares war on caramel, Ryan tells us about the time he almost died from eating Swedish Fish, Avatar: The Way of Water was apparently just stunningly OK, and our pal Jenn crashes the show to taste-test Valentine's Day candy and participate in perhaps the stupidest anatomical discussion that any human beings have ever had. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Jenn Scoville.
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the comedy button. It's the number one podcast ever period. My name is Max Goval and I'm joined today by Brian, |
0:08.6 | Autano. Hello, everybody. It's the number one period. Scott, Braum. |
0:15.4 | Everybody is the number one number two. Ryan Scott. I am the number one chef on this podcast. |
0:24.6 | Not me. That's me. Award. You're the number one chef introduced between Scott Braum. |
0:31.4 | And our next guest, Kristen Vandier. Great guest. Hey, we're all guests on this earth in this life. |
0:40.1 | Nothing is broken. I know going straight to it. Yeah. |
0:46.4 | I just know it's just been a fucking great. Through the way to the meat grinder. |
0:51.6 | It's just a crazy week. Like, it's just a hatchet hole. It's just crazy. |
1:01.9 | Like four o'clock today. I cannot talk about what happened because it's all work related. But you all |
1:08.2 | have seen the news. Oh, shit. Oh, that's right. Oh, little little whoopsie doodle. Little shake him up. |
1:18.1 | Yeah, it's going to be it's going to be a big year. So yeah, I just I'm tired. It's just I'm just tired. |
1:26.1 | That's all I know what you're thinking, everyone. And that's what is the news. And I just |
1:30.6 | typed in news.com. And it went to news.com.com.au and Australian fashion label, Alice McCall, |
1:40.6 | collapses. Sold. Oh, my God. And they're done. That's it. So if you |
1:47.2 | been behind closed in Australia for a long time, you can probably understand why some of us are |
1:51.6 | deep lipsets and I are favorite clothing store in Australia. McCall is not here. I thought that |
1:57.7 | I thought it was a designer who asked McCall like they got heat exhaustion or something and they |
2:02.6 | fell over. It was yeah. So everything is retired. I don't know. I do have some insiders in the fashion |
2:08.0 | industry. It's going to be replaced by McCall, which is a bird. And if you walk into the store, |
2:14.1 | the bird will tell you what clothes are look look at best on you. So keep a look, keep an eye |
2:19.3 | out for the McCall. He's coming to you soon. Australia. It's just going to be replaced by a forever |
2:24.8 | 21 back to Kristen for the news. In a hotel. For the news. Hey, there's only one in Michigan today. |
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