The Comedy Button: Episode 47

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2012

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week, Ryan tries to get healthy, Mike & Ike break up, weird classmates turn into weirder adults, Max and Anthony go to Toys R Us (and deliver a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles history lesson), Max winds up at a sad mall again, we ponder how animals pleasure themselves, Ryan shares his meticulous Indiana Jones notes, and we imagine a world without Guy Fieri. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to the comedy button. I may think I was with me's Brian Otano
0:04.3	Rai Rai Rai Rai Rai Rai Rai and Scott
0:10.4	Scott Romley we have to be lose big bit in Mexico, though
0:16.3	I have raccoon
0:18.4	Fact belt buckle I've rai Koon belt buckle. You're a ratchet. Yeah, I do you guys ever seen my bow buckle
0:24.8	He does and that's why when he saw my bear one he thought it was way cooler
0:28.1	I don't think I did this is a raccoon on it
0:30.7	Mine's a fucking bear mouth that opens beer bottles. That's pretty cool. Too bad. You don't drink beer bottles
0:35.2	Wow, why don't you guys see your bum dicks and fucking get it over? I am
0:39.3	Ryan what the fuck is going on by the way? Well, I don't know
0:43.7	What are you drinking filtered water? Yeah?
0:47.4	Huh why what's your problem with that where did you get that bottle Ryan has a water bottle
0:52.9	In it he's drinking that instead of anything else. I'm being all healthy because max help me fat
0:58.4	No, no, but okay, that's and that's fine. That's great. And I really I didn't call you fat. I was like
1:05.1	Are you a Ryan? I admire your
1:08.4	In this I think it got you pregnant. This is really good, but see where the fuck are you getting your information from?
1:15.3	What that I'm fat? No, we know that you're getting that from looking down
1:18.7	I mean where are you getting the information that you need to better yourself and how are you going about doing this?
1:23.5	I'm drinking less soda and more water. You just had a fucking bowl of fettuccine Alfredo
1:29.0	I that those are the only carbs I've had an entire week like the only pasta. Okay, what other kind of carbs?
1:34.6	I'm just like the only
1:35.9	Bread doesn't count. No cereal doesn't count. Nope. That was the only like some
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