The Comedy Button: Episode 40
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2012
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
We discover that horse fights are terrifying, discuss our dream jobs, confirm that chinchillas are terrible animals, solve the mystery of the used condom and the toilet brush, learn to not be such packrats, examine Ryan's downtime, teach Anthony how to talk to girls, get an update from one of our listeners on his crazy girlfriend, recall one amazing '80s turn-of-phrase, learn about Ryan's international travel plans, and experience the death and return and death of Putnam Whipple. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm welcome to comedy button. I'm Anthony guy he goes with me is Brian autonon |
| 0:04.5 | Scott Bromley what's going on inner Tards and Ryan Scott for episode 40 hello? Holy shit happy birthday Ryan. Yeah, yeah |
| 0:12.3 | Where's old is your shoes you look as old as all right? |
| 0:18.8 | Ryan what like pants do you wear what length pants do I wear? Oh come on please know the answer |
| 0:25.8 | Between between skater and duck funny |
| 0:31.0 | Hello Ryan. Hello |
| 0:34.5 | So you get perquesting me boy, I |
| 0:37.3 | Wow |
| 0:39.0 | You want the upper hand and I go for it. I'd love to see huh evil dominant Ryan Scott take over the month. Yeah |
| 0:45.6 | Yeah, yeah, stop eating |
| 0:48.6 | Stop that's just you sound like a fucking horse suck on the dick |
| 0:54.8 | How much money would you pay to see a horse suck another horse's dick? |
| 1:00.0 | I would pay what it would shock you would it shock you if I told you no money. Yes, no |
| 1:06.0 | I would yeah, one of those things if someone was like |
| 1:08.1 | No, if I came up to you and I said I have on tape right now a horse sucking in all the |
| 1:15.0 | I got to see that I got to pay money for that. Yeah, you stop crinkling you don't have to pay money for that |
| 1:20.5 | Because you look on YouTube and it's like you see that you already see the the video of like |
| 1:25.2 | I mean obviously everyone's horse even carrots. No, no, no, no, the chip the chip making forcing a frog to blow |
| 1:30.9 | Yeah, we talked about this. Yeah, you can't see a horse |
| 1:35.6 | We are you know in the beginning you know in the beginning of YouTube they used to have horse fights on YouTube |
| 1:40.6 | Have you ever seen horse fights? Oh, my god |
| 1:44.4 | Did you stand on two feet? |
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