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slash comedy button. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. My name is Kristen Vandiar and

tonight we've got a whole array of talented male individuals. Wow. That was the small rollercoaster

we all went on. That is so nice of you to call us male. To my right we've got Brian,

Eltonna. Oh man. Oh man. We've also got Max Scoville full in black. What? You're

looking really well black. Well it's an audio podcast. I feel like the context is lost.

Cheatoki. And finally over there at the end, Scott Bromley. Me too. Me too.

Yes. Ag me too. Welcome guys. Welcome back to this shitty version of the podcast where we're going to

get messy and drunken. You're doing great. What do you mean? Gunn again. Gunn again. You started

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