The Comedy Button: Episode 38

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2012

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week, we learn all of Anthony's dirty iPad secrets, hear the world's longest manscaping story, share embarrassing secrets with our doctors, get stonewalled by Aeon Flux, remember our terrible family vacations, try to imagine Brian as a child, remember the good old days of Cracked Magazine, talk about Max's cartoon penguin-petting zoo trip, outline just how terrifying bugs are, pour some more salt on Max's daddy issues, discuss Anthony's gnarly sk8er boi-ness, and attempt to speedrun our terrible listener emails. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm welcome to the comedy button. I'm Anthony Geigas. This is episode 37, I believe, right?
0:06.1	I think it's 38. I think it's 38. 38, fuck it. Doing this for this long, we still can't count.
0:10.8	38. I'm Anthony Geigas, which me is Brian Autano. Brian Autano. We just did that.
0:20.0	I know that was a terrible brat from you. There we go. Do you want it to sound like there's just gunshots going on?
0:27.0	Mexicoville. I have a raccoon fact actually. Contrary to popular belief, they're not actually bears.
0:36.2	Nobody believe that. People believe they were raccoons. I mean, I'm just trying to clear it up.
0:42.6	I haven't got it, probably. And Mike Drucker. Is brat, brat taken? It is. Oh, no. Yeah.
0:49.9	It's like extra taken. There's no there's no right. It's bad how far it's it's gone to like some
0:55.1	kid climb the fucking some kid on our Facebook group climb the mountain. I went up to the like the
0:59.0	registry at the top and wrote brat, rap in it. And he's like, now it's there forever. And I want
1:02.8	to be like, well, that's not how paper works. Yeah, let's give say or until an eagle takes the
1:06.1	registry. But yes, thank you for doing that. I'm pretty sure an eagle doesn't man that registry.
1:14.3	I like like 300 years from now, like after the nuclear apocalypse, they find that book and they're like,
1:18.4	we need to start a religion based on this brat, brat, brat. Yeah, yeah, brat.
1:22.4	So that's what we got Mike to fill in on a pinch rap, rap. So a good job, Mike. So recently a week
1:38.2	ago, a friend's girlfriend, pastor inadvertently broke my iPad. Well, she thought it would be hilarious
1:47.5	to push the button on my backpack. I have a backpack with a car seatbelt button that if you press
1:53.6	it, release it again, again, why? Yeah, you thought it would be hilarious to buy a backpack
1:58.9	that had an emergency eject button back that ass of correct. So anyway, she did it. The things fell
2:05.3	on the ground. The screen stopped working. That's what happens. We don't wear your seatbelt. So I went
2:11.6	to the Apple Store to get a new one. I was out of warranty, but either way, the screen was working
2:19.8	intermittently and the guy started looking at my screen. And he was like, hey, so at the Apple
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