The Comedy Button: Episode 350

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

For our 350th episode extravaganza, we fight sea creatures, play a fun game of "Would You Fellate Cthulhu?," and wince in pain as Ryan attempts to explain how he would plan our birthday parties. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:22.1	use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free
0:26.0	worldwide shipping.
0:56.6	Stop that racket!
1:03.6	Ryan right now because he will not stop telling the worst tennis jokes.
1:07.6	I don't have any more tennis jokes.
1:10.1	You never had him to begin with.
1:11.6	I did.
1:12.7	Listen to the last week's episode for tennis jokes.
1:15.5	No, that's not.
1:16.9	I wouldn't do that.
1:18.1	Like a soft breeze of IRL cyberbullying.
1:20.9	You just were talking shit about people we don't know about.
1:23.6	That's like saying go in the woods and find this gleefe that a lady by piss on.
1:28.3	Yeah.
1:28.8	It's fucking terrible.
1:30.1	I'm gonna waste the time.
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