The Comedy Button: Episode 28
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2012
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
This week, we dive into naked stand-up, farting to end a conversation, Scott's podcast from 1986, Ralston brand cereals (and why they didn't make any sense), Transformers in real life, what episode to start on when checking out the GameSpy Debriefings, really racist email, the worst marriage proposal ever, themed weddings, making our future children do everything for us, fake New York movie gangs, the Haight Street Drug Deal game, shameful Google searches, the terrible life of a dog, and the worst of Ruby-Spears Productions' terrible cartoons. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm welcome to the comedy button. I'm Anthony Geigas with me is Brian O'Connor |
| 0:05.3 | Mexicoville I have a story that Scott Bromley. Hey |
| 0:09.7 | retards and no Ryan Scott this week, but oh no, but in his place, we have a mic trucker. Hello |
| 0:18.2 | comedian mic trucker. Hello |
| 0:20.5 | I want to put expectations on you. Yeah, yeah, now now the now the actual professional comedian |
| 0:26.4 | aspect of the comedy button has arrived. Yeah, 28 episodes later. Hello, but there is actually |
| 0:33.7 | There is actually you can there you have stand-up online and stuff too right the people can actually yeah go watch |
| 0:39.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, thumb fucking thumbs up it if you can yeah, buy shirts |
| 0:44.6 | I don't have shirts. No, I just said bye. I didn't say buy some shirts |
| 0:47.9 | I was a buy-sharing at the beach buy some shirts all of you save America the economy needs |
| 0:52.2 | I thought you meant like truckers like America's favorite shirtless comedian |
| 0:56.4 | I've done a look at these four sets of eyes. I've done shows naked. I've done in New York. They have a naked show |
| 1:01.5 | You are a liar. You have completely naked. What? |
| 1:04.5 | Really? |
| 1:06.0 | But everyone on the show it like it's not like you stripped during your set you just do this show completely naked |
| 1:10.2 | Right, but that means you come out on stage naked you come out and say naked |
| 1:15.0 | How it was that it did that did you I'm curious the genuine kids. Does that change the way you perform? No weirdly |
| 1:21.5 | It doesn't because everyone's naked so it's not like you're doing the audience is naked too. No, the audience is close |
| 1:26.0 | Okay, see that's what I'm saying that's kind of fucked. Yeah, but but everyone else is naked |
| 1:29.9 | So it's not like you're the only person doing it |
| 1:31.3 | So it's where the only point that got weird was one time I did it |
| 1:33.8 | I started scratching my ass without thinking and I think there's more than once I've done it three times Wow |
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