Hey comedy button listener, look down to your hands. Is their food in it?

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Comedy button. What the fuck Anthony? That was great. That was some really poetic shit.

I'm no pun intended. Hey you ever seen the anime fist in the North Star? It's basically Mad Max.

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Crunchyroll.com slash comedy button. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian

Altano with me tonight is Scott Romley. What's going on in Garnand? Ryan Scott, Brad,

Brad and Marty Sleva. Hey guys. Dead tonight are Max Scoville and Anthony Galangas.

They died kissing in a car and both were trying to drive at the same time and it flipped.

I think that you're trying to fill in Max's bullshit intro with the explanation of what happened

to them. They're actually dead though. We just came back from their funeral. They're back this

for $75 and now they're dead. Wait does this mean that we get to keep their share?

I think so yeah. Absolutely. Alright.

Alright, cool thing is now it's going to be a lot of users but a pizza.

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