The Comedy Button: Episode 15

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2012

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week, the crew jokes about getting older, owning pets (and freaking them out), the greatest movie never made, being the coolest person at the worst job in the world, hot dates at Guitar Center, training dogs in order to impress women, things NOT to do with a woman, Jersey Shore spinoffs, video store nightmares, harsh listener reviews, and tainting work computers with pornography. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to comedy button episode 15. Yeah, you did it. You did it. No coaching. I feel like it's a kid
0:06.4	He's learned to count. I'm so I'm a proud. I'm the guy who goes with me is Ryan Scott. Oh boy
0:12.2	Brian Otano
0:14.2	Scott Bromley. Oh boy. And Max Scoville. Oh boy
0:19.2	And we are here to
0:21.7	To make you laugh and then to fuck that up with a really depressing story about our still her old real life
0:28.0	That's that's pretty much what we do every week. Welcome to the sad button. Yeah, welcome to the tragedy lover
0:34.2	We hook them with the first three episodes like oh, man
0:36.8	You ever fucking pee on an alligator and it's like that's hilarious. Let's give them money
0:40.2	And then we're like we're gonna work on all of her issues now with all of you
0:43.2	Who likes group therapy? You can't actually participate in except by emailing us about your farts
0:49.0	Or actually farting on Mike because that's all the material I brought last week. Yeah, it was good
0:53.2	Now I realize this week. Oh good farts. I realize this week that I'm getting old. Oh you realize you're getting old
1:00.2	No, I mean like physically like physically getting old
1:03.3	So I saw this I saw this bus at the other day and it said
1:07.3	It's just it's this cancer girl like she's just got nothing
1:11.0	You know, it's got like the they always put like a pink ribbon on them like it's a car that a a guy just bought his mistress
1:17.2	But it's really it's not it's a dying child and
1:20.1	And it it said help me live across the side of it and then at the bottom
1:24.6	There was a number and then I because my I'm going blind. I thought it said hear me live
1:29.5	So I was like call her up now
1:31.1	It's like you can call her and and like there's a number at the bottom. She's like oh my god
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