The Comedy Button: Episode 11

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2012

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Our first episode of 2012 brings heartfelt discussion about local crack dealers, the kilometer-high club, horrible Christmas vacation antics, the worst food in the world, Cirque de Noel, Sonic's lowest moment, genius TV commercials, homeless Family Feud, Fleshlights for monkeys, Max's bizarre New Year's adventure, dangerous winter weather, bad Andre the Giant cosplay, bangin' out to Home Alone 2, and kickstarting a Kickstarter. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Lot of mercy. Hello. Welcome to the comedy button episode nine
0:07.2	It's like nine, isn't it? No, it's 11. We've done nine three times. Wait. So what were the movie commentaries?
0:12.3	We don't we didn't count the movie they were like holograms. They were holiday episodes speaking at which I'm in the air use with me is Brian Lutano
0:21.4	Mexicoville
0:23.4	Scott Romley what's going on internet and Ryan Scott. Hello. Wait. Hold on. I think we need to run that back because we've been getting a lot of people who are like
0:30.8	I don't know who anybody is they all sound the same. So I am Brian Alhtano. I talk like this. I'm from New Jersey. I smoke a lot. I love pussy
0:39.0	My I'm Scott Bromley. I'm the one who always says hey my girlfriend does this my girlfriend also Scott Bromley
0:45.6	We have the same voice. I'm Ryan Scott. He's references are just like a decade more data that no one has trouble
0:51.4	I'm yeah, I'm Ryan Scott. I'm the guy. You're not gonna have any trouble figuring out. He's the guy that sounds like Kermit
0:56.0	And I'm Anthony guy goes the one who's vocal cord to shake your girlfriend's liner
0:59.6	There we go. They sound like Kermit. Yeah, Kermit the frog
1:07.6	Yeah, we were we were doing Kermit impressions the other night me right but more importantly today
1:12.4	I was walking back from seeing a game
1:15.4	Today the same one you saw me so I came and as I was walking back to the office
1:18.9	I don't use that word I passed I passed I passed this crack dealer who was a who was a who was selling
1:26.8	Crack he said he was selling 3d off the window of his car
1:36.0	What it was was a bunch of gigantic holograms like you know like all the hologram cards where you like where you turn it
1:43.0	Do they have gambit?
1:45.7	You like this dumb bullshit plastic things that was max that are like textured and
1:50.4	When you rotate it it would be like old Obi-Wan young Obi-Wan old
1:53.6	Oh, lenticular lenticular
1:55.6	He caught it. I'm selling 3d and he had these lenticular motion cards and there was a jet
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