Hi and welcome once again to History Dweaves.

My name is Tim.

Welcome to the podcast where we take a lighthearted look at the dark side of history.

And the title of our podcast today is the Clone School Massacre.

And we're going to be discussing mass murderer Willie Walter Seifert. He was a bad dude and killed a lot of students and teachers in

Clone Germany back in 1964. So we're going to talk about all of his dardly deeds. But before we do, let me remind you that we

are a history, true crime comedy podcast. We use adult language. So if you're offended by

adult humor, please check out one of the other fine podcasts available out there including our friends at

Insight and they walk among us okay i got a small objection here now timmy you're confusing me

the floor has not recognized me i'm just going to say hold on we are a comedy podcast and we're

going to tell you about a school massacre.

Well, that sounds like a goddamn barrel of laughs to me right there.

I mean, you couldn't have picked a funnier subject.

I thought we talked about not doing this.

Well, I'm sorry. We'll find humor in some aspects of it, certainly not at the expense of the victims, but this guy was a weirdo, so we'll make fun of him. How's that Brandy?

Oh, I'm all about making fun of him. Okay. Let me introduce our panel. I am joined as always by the very lovely and talented, a woman who is known throughout the land,

throughout her kingdom as Brandy the Benevolent.

I'm talking about a course, Queen Brandy the First.

How are you today, Queen Brandy?

I'm hanging in there, Timmy.

How are you?

I am doing well.

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