4.8 • 643 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2017
⏱️ 167 minutes
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0:00.0 | Go! |
0:02.0 | Go to watch and know |
0:04.0 | Oh |
0:05.0 | Ha ha ha ha |
0:08.0 | Oh Oh Come Oh We're talking to you Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the co-optional. |
0:49.3 | We have survived Independence Day, the day of explosives and barbecue. |
0:55.7 | Holy shit. |
0:57.4 | I have never lived in an area where it felt more like maybe those were bombs. |
1:03.3 | Like I was surrounded by houses where people were on their roofs shooting off very illegal fireworks. |
1:09.3 | And I was like, what? Where do I like, have you never lived in the city before? Um, I've never, |
1:13.3 | I've never lived in the ghetto before. You miss it out. It got real fun. That's |
1:18.8 | the most fun. It got so real. I was like, maybe I, you know what? I think I'm just going to enjoy it. |
1:23.2 | I think I'm just going to grab some wine, go outside and enjoy the show. Walked outside. |
1:28.8 | I walked outside. |
1:30.3 | A firework went off that was so loud. |
1:31.2 | I almost shit myself. |
1:32.3 | And I was like, never mind. |
1:33.4 | Back inside. |
1:38.2 | I'm pretty sure fireworks are illegal in the state, but they're not in South Carolina. |
1:45.1 | So everyone just drives like 20 minutes that way, gets all their fireworks from the millions of stores that are literally on the border there that says, hey, come buy fireworks, it just brings them back. |
1:50.0 | And there's so many of them. |
1:51.4 | Nobody cares. |
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