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🗓️ 22 November 2020
⏱️ 20 minutes
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0:00.0 | I grew up in a small village called Doba Springs, named after the rich water which surrounded it. |
0:07.0 | It's barely on any maps, and I'm pretty sure Google doesn't even list it. |
0:11.0 | Yet people run out of the town to pick up supplies, but often we lived |
0:15.9 | off the land. The only visitors we got were relatives who left town, yet found themselves |
0:21.1 | drawn back for visits. |
0:23.0 | As you can imagine, nothing exciting happened much outside the turmoil of small village gossip. |
0:29.0 | So, when a clown rolled into town, it was on the tips of everyone's lips. |
0:35.0 | At first, it was talked of like an urban legend. |
0:38.0 | Did you spot the strange clown? |
0:40.0 | You were either dismissed for propagating the legend or hailed for tales of the event. |
0:45.0 | However, as more and more claimed to have seen it, it became irrefutable that there was indeed a clown wondering the streets. |
0:53.4 | Peasing together from everyone's testimonials, well the believable ones anyway, it seemed the |
0:58.7 | clown would walk the streets with a huge grin on his face. |
1:02.3 | He never said a word and was always in costume. |
1:05.0 | On the moments you didn't just catch a glimpse of him turning the corner, a colourful |
1:09.5 | blur on the edge of your vision. He was performing. It became a sight to see when he would pull up to |
1:16.4 | couples in the street, pull out a novelty sized plastic flower, only to skirt water |
1:21.1 | on one's face or spill something in an exaggerated comedic fashion, |
1:24.9 | try wipe it up with a handkerchief, only for it to be daisy-chained and a seemingly infinite length. |
1:30.9 | The town was a buzz. On one hand, he was loved for adding colour to the otherwise drab scene of the town. |
1:37.0 | Others held him a nuisance and said he should be expelled. |
1:41.0 | I personally had no opinion until I finally met him myself. |
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