The Clogging Polish Princess VS The Potato Famine

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Santa Deddy is here to spread holiday cheer by introducing us to the "Season of TAKiNG". Blair claims he's not a fan of thievery but he's in here looking like a member of the Soggy Bottom Boys. Impromptu 'Man of Constant Sorrow" sing-a-long, anyone? Oh Brother! Everything was going so well until Davi was revealed to be the worst, meanest, most awful, literal living Nightmare Before Christmas. Seriously, she's worse than The Grinch & Krampus - combined! Blair & Deddy are demanding an official apology to poor "family zoned" Bradlee & a petition to exhume the tale of 'The Clogging Polish Princess VS The Potato Famine'

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the Dovey on the Scaboo!
0:04.4	With Daddy Fat Stacks and Blair Cremons.
0:08.4	Who's Santa Daddy?
0:10.0	Who put some wings on the moon?
0:12.8	Put some wings on the street.
0:14.9	For me, along I'm a nice T4-3.
0:19.9	And maybe just a twisted T.
0:21.9	Is this what you're writing?
0:23.6	I need to write Christmas musical.
0:25.9	Tell us why do you love Christmas so much, Daddrick?
0:28.1	Dude, so I didn't really have Christmas spirit for like a little bit.
0:33.8	So we had zero money.
0:35.1	We said in this apartment, we don't have anything.
0:36.8	Not a tree, not anything.
0:38.7	So my uncle rocking them came over and they was like,
0:42.5	you're not doing anything for Christmas?
0:44.5	And my dad is kind of like, man, we just don't got it.
0:48.4	And so my cousin Kevin was like, oh, what?
0:51.2	You ain't got no Christmas?
0:52.8	It's so two hours later.
0:54.9	This man comes back with a fully decorated tree.
1:00.4	He stole it.
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