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I was telling Lee two weeks ago I went to Miami and as I'm walking the second show

Friday night, a girl makes sure she comes to the thing. She's sitting at the

table right where I was walking out and this girl turns around and comes right

to the thing and grabs me and she looks at me and I look on and she kind of looks

familiar but not really. I look on and she goes, hi meet my husband and she goes

Joey and I were friends years ago. We went out for a drink one night after a

comedy show and she looked at me and winked and I looked at it and it was like

I felt like somebody in the devil's advocate. Yeah movie when he whenever

the chick would tell what's the name which at least the Ron would talk to

they turn into a devil and she go that was me that night when I saw and I

remember the night where this chick took me home with a chubby chick this chick

was banging fake tits she said she dated and for David Lee Roth she had

pictures of David Lee Roth I mean the bitch was hot and went back to

house I had dead dick I couldn't come I couldn't my dick was small it was

embarrassing but then I never forget these two girls in front of me I'm sitting

there watching Conan O'Brien making believe like I'm not even seeing this at

this point that's the other thing at that point when I would do code pussy would

be second I was like those mice in the fucking cage yeah that you know they're

trying to feed them they're trying to give them like fucking cheeseburger and

and fingers and shit but they rather snort the coke that was me and I'm with

them two chicks had a big black they'll do like a big black with two heads on

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