The Chiquita Banana Song and Panda Hypotheticals with Maz Jobrani + News on Jared Leto and the Met Gala

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Comedian Maz Jobrani joins Adam as they get into some panda bear hypotheticals, peanut butter, the Chiquita Banana song, and ABBA. They take a call from someone with thoughts on getting rid of backup beepers before Maz shows an example of how his voice was ‘sampled’ in a rap song. Next, Chris reports the news including celebrities wearing pink and cat outfits at the Met Gala to protest the theme and the beginning of the first writer’s strike in 15 years. Finally, Adam talks to the founder and CEO of ONE Championship, Chatri Sityodtong, to talk about the upcoming MMA fight between Demetrious Johnson and Adriano Moraes. They get into Muay Thai, Mir vs. Lesnar, shadow boxing, and the importance of showing respect for your opponent. PLUGS: Watch Maz Jobrani’s new special, ‘The Birds & The Bees’ on Youtube See Maz Jobrani live: Raleigh, NC - Raleigh Improv - May 18th to 20th Denver, CO - Comedy Works Downtown - June 1st to 3rd Honolulu, HI - Blue Note Hawaii - July 28th & 29th And for more dates visit: MazJobrani.com Follow Maz on Twitter and Instagram, @MazJobrani Check out ‘ONE Fight Night 10: Johnson vs. Moraes III’ this Friday on Prime Video THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM OReillyAuto.com Angi.com GetKion.com/ADAM See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:39.6	Alright, in this show, Mazda Brani is going to hang out with us for a funny comedian.
0:45.8	We'll get into some hypotheticals with him.
0:47.8	We'll do some news as well.
0:49.8	Plenty of stuff to talk about.
0:51.8	We'll talk a little...
0:53.8	Well, I think we'll call it mixed martial arts.
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1:01.4	Chattri Sichitong is going to join us.
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