Hi, everyone, and welcome to History Dweaves. I am Tim. Welcome to the podcast where we take a lighthearted look at the dark side of history. Today we're going to talk about the Darden family murders, a family murder mystery, Brandy.

Murder.

You're a big fan of murder.

You're a big fan of murder there, devil.

This sounds like a Scooby-Doo mystery to me, Timmy.

I do love Scooby-Doo mysteries.

I think that all of our listeners are big fans of murder.

Did the caretaker do it?

Did they rip off his mask and the caretaker did it?

Well, it's a mystery, so we don't know, but perhaps.

Is there a dog?

I don't know if there's a dog or not.

This is actually a very, very gruesome murder.

So, you know, we should warn people ahead of time.

I feel like you just did.

Yes.

Well, here, let me give them the warning.

To me, we are an adult comedy podcast, although this one may not be as funny because we got people chopped up and thrown about

and spread about Disneyland and all kinds of shit.

But if you don't like that, if that's not your cup of tea, then I don't know how you even

found us to begin with.

I don't know why you even hear. We also use adult language, Colonel, as you know. God damn right, we do. And we can... Well, do we call it adult language, really? Because we sound like a bunch of 12-year-old boys. Yeah, sophomoreic language, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes we say pecker.

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