I don't want my nieces, nephews, or my sons, or my wife to ride the CTA.

Riders of the CTA are routinely robbed, beaten, shot, killed, sexually assaulted, threatened

with rape to their face, and the others just avert their eyes, hoping they won't be next.

There's been a 17% increase in violent crime and a 17% increase in crime last year too.

So what does the mayor do?

She adds some unarmed security guards who don't want to get their asses kicked because they're

too afraid.

Oh, but I forgot.

The mayor actually did something.

She's taken more than $12 million of taxpayer money to pass out free rides on the CTA

and free guests with her name plastered all over the cards.

You think she'd spend that money to hire cops to put them on the CTA?

No.

What she wants is the cards with her name.

So which story gets more attention?

CTA attacks and violence or mayor phallus maximus giving out gas with your money.

Obviously she was upset about Willie Wilson giving away free gas, but at least Willie, who's

a candidate for mayor, used his own money.

Mayor phallus maximus takes your money to give out free gas and CTA rides.

Mayor phallus maximus, she of the gigantic alleged sausage, the way she described it and

bragged, the days of honoring yourself, Madam, may soon be at an end.

You know, there's nothing like politicians who think you're a bunch of chumbalones, especially

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