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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Death Taxes and Bananas podcast.

And in case you have not yet noticed, you can now watch the video version of this episode,

not just on YouTube, all right, in 1080P, which is a far cry from what my next guest watches his porn in,

which is usually 320. But you can watch it now on Spotify as well, all right? So if you haven't

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out there who have not figured out how to use YouTube,

you can watch it on there. So we are really, you know, we're really getting with the times here,

Spotify, you know. Not only do you have the greatest Spotify original podcast ever created,

the Death Taxes and Bananas podcast, but now you can have your listeners

watch me. So I'm really excited about my next guest, mainly because it's very rare that I am

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