The Case Against Condoms & Fake Friendship - Rick Glassman - #1060
Modern Wisdom
Chris Williamson
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🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 148 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm cosplaying into you. |
| 0:01.7 | What do we think? |
| 0:02.3 | How do you rank my... |
| 0:03.5 | I would wear it. Nailed it. And I was flattered because we don't really know each other, but you said, like, are you going to wear a nice jumper? And I'm like, that's kind of my thing. Yeah, of course it is. You seem like a very cozy guy. If I could describe you in a single word based on five minutes of interaction watching some stuff on the |
| 0:21.9 | internet it would be cozy i like to wear things that i could sleep in but i also know that sometimes |
| 0:28.6 | if you show up someplace wearing something that sometimes you wear something someplace and people feel |
| 0:33.1 | offended based on what you're wearing and it's like, okay. So let me just find some really cool clothes |
| 0:39.3 | that I could trick you into thinking is, oh, look it, I could wear this to the big dance, |
| 0:43.0 | but also I could go home and sleep in it. No, I optimize for comfort as well. Mine leans a little bit |
| 0:49.3 | to sportswary, which there's not really much that you can do to kind of elevate sport if you're going out for a |
| 0:54.9 | dinner or whatever and you're in a like a lulu lemon fucking t-shirt or something you're a little bit |
| 1:00.1 | when you wear sports clothes you're not wearing something to elevate the clothes you're wearing |
| 1:04.4 | clothes to elevate the body and you have a body for it i've been saying it for weeks but you have |
| 1:08.8 | a body that shows the veins so well this Well, this, I could get away with this. I feel like, uh, it's like a cup of cocoa, like both hands, holding it with both hands. It's very important. Another way I think of that is like, if this were a rom-com in the early 2000s, and you would be a beautiful woman and you would, you would be wearing that but you would be it would be like this yeah and you would be a beautiful woman and you would you would be wearing that but you |
| 1:28.1 | would be it would be like this yeah and I would think you were ugly as shit until you took |
| 1:32.9 | your glasses off I'd have my glasses down here oh you're ugly hairs up in a bun and I'd like |
| 1:36.6 | pull them like this and go oh yeah then you get a can I say boner yeah yeah then you get a bonner |
| 1:42.4 | yeah then you get a bonner uh-huh I heard you talk about, like, random erectile dysfunction and the subsequent fall at the, the, sort of, the negotiation. |
| 1:54.6 | Where did you hear me talk about this? |
| 1:55.9 | You were freestyle, someone who was like on your show. |
| 1:58.5 | Yeah, with Coast Contra. |
| 1:59.6 | Yeah, and you were trying to explain |
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