The Carpet Fitter and Noel Edmonds

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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We chat about our audio, our near disaster, more audio problems, Joe's awkward podcast encounter, Joe's carpet fitter, travelling to Polperro, not listening, and some Noel Edmonds stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh no! The stars have gone out on planet Tear! Only the Crybaby's Magic Tears stars can make them shine again!
0:07.0	Watch your children bring their favourite show to life with the all new toy range from Crybaby's Magic Tears stars!
0:14.0	Including eight new talent babies to choose from, as well as six jumpy monsters and three incredible Crybaby's Magic Tears star houses!
0:23.0	Reach for the stars and find the full range at Smith's Toys today!
0:30.0	Alright, I'm Jack Greenlich. I think you can listen to music from relaxing, to celebrating, to getting yourself prepared.
0:38.0	I like all sorts, honestly. I like hip-hop, R&B, and then house music as well. So yeah, there's no guilt in places around here.
0:45.0	Jack wears the Bose Quiet Comfort Ultra headphones, enjoying his favourite music with more immersive sounds than ever before.
0:53.0	Wow, the music's just everything isn't it?
0:55.0	Such Bose headphones!
0:57.0	Bose, silent is power.
1:00.0	Hey guys, it's Kayla, you all from Directionally Challenged, a podcast about realigning your internal compass.
1:07.0	New KFC Chicken Nuggets are finally here and you have never had nuggets like these.
1:12.0	All of the delicious KFC flavour you love in one amazing chicken nugget.
1:17.0	100% white meat, hand-bredded and KFC's original recipe.
1:21.0	Order new KFC fried chicken nuggets now available at participating KFC near you.
1:27.0	Guys, they're finger-licking good.
1:51.0	Right, sorry.
1:55.0	Sorry, as soon as I, as soon as I clicked star, I had all the audience.
2:04.0	Are you all right now?
2:06.0	Yeah, I've got some good news though. It's going to be a hell of a lot of banging.
2:11.0	We've got Evan a carpet fitted. I didn't know he'd be fit carpet with a hammer.
2:17.0	We've got Evan a carpet fitted, and I don't know what to do.
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