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Sue. So I did. This all started December of last year and just finished last week. So bought a car from

one of those buy here and pay here places. I love the car. It's a Mazda 5 from 2014.

Basically the smallest minivan I've ever seen. Well, on Christmas we drove to some family for dinner and celebration.

When we went to leave, the car would not start. We checked everything and found out the horn

wasn't even connected. Any fuse that wasn't absolutely needed was simply missing and the tires

were the original tires. Beyond that, we hooked up to the computer and it read several errors,

but the one getting in the way was the immobilizer. I had never known the van had one. I called

AAA and set up towing, but because we're in the middle of nowhere, AAA couldn't get a tow truck

to us under membership, free, so we had to call a tow truck and then submit the bill

to AAA after the fact. So family let us borrow their car and the van was towed to a shop.

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