Yo, what's up? It's your girl, Z.J. North. Let me just start off with these fucking mercury

retrograde grapes that I have. How is it? Okay. Now, this podcast is not going to make

any sense. Mercury's retrograde, Venus's retrograde, and the moon is fucking full in cancer.

Okay? Western cancer rising. My mind is occupied with this. Let me explain it to you. Why do I

only have to keep track of three or four things on a daily basis, and I can never seem to

find them as soon as mercury goes retrograde. One, the remote. Where the fuck does the remote

go? Where does it go? It's like someone tells the remote, okay, mercury is in retrograde,

you can go hide now. Also, why is it particularly my remote? Everybody, like, there have been times

where this has stressed me so much. Like, if I didn't have a sonos, these are the most

first world problems, by the way. If I didn't have a sonos and couldn't turn down my TV

with my phone, I don't know what condition my neighbors would be in. That's how often

I lose the fucking remote. Where does it go? And it's always like right in front of me.

As soon as mercury retrograde hits, it's like, I can't see things that are right in front

of me. Two, a claw. All I need to keep my hair out of my face is a claw. Why do I never

have one? I have 30,000 in these three rooms. Where do they go? Don't know. On that note,

let's quickly talk about the spectrum. So I always thought that my mom was just awful

for cutting my hair short like a boy and keeping it short like a boy the entire time I was

growing up. I thought it was because she was selfish. I'm just going to be really honest.

I thought it was because she was selfish. I thought it was because she was preoccupied

with work. I thought it was because she just didn't have the motherly instincts that

it takes to like sit down and comb or brush a child's hair because she was never taken

care of and completely neglected her whole childhood. So she doesn't have any of that

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