Welcome to your sanity safe space, the call-in show where you decide the topic.

From love chat for Matt to the hate in your heart.

I can't believe it.

There are no limits.

You can be nice.

I love legend.

You can be mean. I don't give a fuck. Or you can blow it all up.

Every Wednesday at 9, it gets crazy when you get their number and you can call them maybe. And now here they are, Matt Christensen and Blonde.

Hello and welcome to the show.

It is the call-in show, the show where you get my number and I am at Your Mercy.

Blonde is out tonight.

I think she has coronavirus.

I don't know.

I'm told she is not feeling well.

Obviously, we hope the best for her. And I would expect that she'll be back on Sunday. But it's a solo call-in show for me tonight. And I had hoped that potentially the fiancé would join. Like last time, Blonde needed to be out. But she, in fact, had dinner plans with a friend. So she may join a little later,

but I'm not holding my breath. Because I think we'll be able to do an hour's show tonight.

So we'll shorten things a little bit. And not only that, not only are things going a little

sideways in that department, but just before the stream, I got a call that the county health department,

where my wedding is to be hosted in two and a half weeks, has decided that they are going to now

impose a 50-person limit on it. So they let us plan this for six months. They let us cover all the expenses.

And now we have to figure out how to do the song and dance so that it's corona compliant.

So, man, when it rains, it pours.

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