Welcome to your sanity safe space, the call-in show where you decide the topic.

From love chat for Matt to the hate in your heart, I can't believe it.

There are no limits.

You can be nice.

I love legend.

You can be me. I don't give a fuck. Or you can blow it all up.

Every Wednesday at 9, it gets crazy when you get their number and you can call them maybe. And now here they are Matt Christensen and Blonde.

Hello and welcome to the show.

It is the call-in show, the show where you get our number, and we are at Your Mercy.

Hello, Blonde.

So you should let me know when you get married if, like, both of you just stop trying physically.

Because that seems to be what's happened here. I'm just, just show up to the show looking like I got dragged through the mud. Oh, you're talking about you and I. No. I don't know. It's like once I got married, I just kind of stop. Oh, you're talking. I see. You're talking about marriage. It's just incidentally, I always look like shit on our show.

That's what I'm trying to say.

Well, it's the Wednesday show.

You only get the live video.

That's true. The screenshots only show up in Discord.

That's about it.

Yeah.

But they do show up in Discord.

No.

Actually, in a committed relationship, I actually feel like more of a burden, not a burden, a responsibility to take care of myself, you know? Well, I still like work out as much, you know. Yeah, yeah. It's just the hair washing has become more infrequent and I'm wearing, I'm aggressively not wearing makeup. Well, show up on Wednesday. You get to see my, the people say I have gross feet. That's, I think I have immaculate. They're just hairy and so wide. They're not actually that hairy. Yeah. Just a little. It's like the chode of feet. Anyway, I know everyone tunes in for, you know, self-care conversation and things like that. Feet discussion, but it is the Wednesday show, the call-in show. It's all about the calls. If we'd like to participate in the show, there is a link to the Discord server, which we host the show in the video description on YouTube. Click that link, hop in the Discord server, put your name in the roll call. We go on a first-come, first-serve basis. Hang out in one of of the waiting rooms. We get to everyone in order. Try to keep your call to two or three minutes as a gesture of respect to your fellow callers. And we'll take super chats on stream labs and YouTube, YouTube in between topics. Not in between topics. Every half hour. It's Sunday in between topics. Whatever. I can't even remember. I'm not laughing at you.

You're laughing at whatever's going on in the chat. Well, what was your high school definition

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