Welcome to your sanity safe space, the call-in show where you decide the topic.

From love chat for Matt to the hate in your heart, I can't believe it.

There are no limits.

You can be nice.

I love legend!

You can be mean. I don't give a fuck. Or you can blow it all up.

Every Wednesday at 9, it gets crazy when you get their number and you can call them maybe. And now here they are are Matt Christensen and Blonde.

Hello and welcome to the show. It is the call-in show, the show where you get our number, and we are at your mercy. Hello, Blonde.

Oh, I feel like fucking shit.

Up top announcement, we're going to compress tonight's show just a little bit. We're going to take an hour of calls, hop into our email questions.

We're going to shave off a half hour, basically.

Blonde is not feeling particularly well.

And I was telling you before we're alive, I'm just very tired.

I've been off the internet all day today, which is welcome.

I took a trip with my dad and my wife

and we went biking into Yellowstone, which you can do this time of year. They close off the roadway

to, well, the roads in winter are closed off to cars regardless, but for a couple weeks in the

spring, you can bike and walk in there without cars, which is a really cool opportunity because

you're just biking through Wild America, which is a really cool opportunity because you're just biking

through Wild America, which is awesome. But on the way back, we got stuck behind a Yellowstone

traffic jam, which is a herd of bison just walking down the road.

Really? You know, you're not just going to, you're not just going to blast through that.

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