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The Audio Long Read

The brain collector: the scientist unravelling the mysteries of grey matter

The Audio Long Read

The Guardian

Society & Culture

4.32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Using cutting-edge methods, Alexandra Morton-Hayward is cracking the secrets of ancient brains – even as hers betrays her. By Kermit Pattison. Help support our independent journalism at theguardian.com/longreadpod

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0:00.0

This is The Guardian.

0:10.0

Welcome to The Guardian long read, showcasing the best long-form journalism covering culture, politics and new thinking.

0:16.8

For the text version of this and all our long reads, go to the Guardian.com forward slash long read.

0:25.2

The Brain Collector. The Scientist Unravelling the Mysteries of Grey Matter by Kermit Patterson.

0:35.7

Alexandra Morton Hayward, a 35-year-old mortician termed molecular paleontologist,

0:40.3

had been behind the wheel of her rented Vauxhall for five hours, motoring across three countries

0:46.3

when a torrential storm broke loose on the plains of Belgium. Her wipers pulsed at full speed

0:52.3

as the green fields of Flanders turned a blurry grey.

0:56.0

Behind her sat a small black picnic cooler.

1:00.0

Within 24 hours, it would be full of human brains.

1:04.0

Not modern specimens, but brains that had contemplated this landscape as far back as the Middle Ages

1:10.0

and had, miraculously, remained intact.

1:15.0

For centuries, archaeologists have been perplexed by discoveries of ancient skeletons

1:20.1

devoid of all soft tissue, except what Morton Hayward cheerfully described as, just a brain rattling

1:26.4

around in a skull.

1:28.5

At Oxford, where she is a doctoral candidate, she has gathered the world's largest collection

1:33.1

of ancient brains, some as old as 8,000 years.

1:37.3

Additionally, after pouring over centuries of scientific literature, she has tallied a staggering

1:42.8

catalogue of cases, more than 4,400 preserved

1:47.0

brains as old as 12,000 years.

1:51.0

Using advanced technologies such as mass spectrometry and particle accelerators, she is leading

1:57.0

a new effort to reveal the molecular secrets that have enabled some human brains to survive longer than Stonehenge or the Great Pyramid of Geiza.

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