The Boy with the Golden Hands - Off Topic #99
Off Topic
Rooster Teeth
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2017
⏱️ 117 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I feel like I just saw these guys. |
| 0:30.0 | I was here earlier playing Mario Kart with Gus and you know I play Mario |
| 0:33.8 | Part about once about every 20 years. Yeah, still managed to kick his ass. You beat Gus. I beat him three matches out of like eight. |
| 0:42.1 | Hello everyone. What up? |
| 0:49.4 | This this is off topic if I'm correct episode number 99 |
| 0:55.2 | or one away. You know what that means. What's that? One more episode till we kill the show. Oh yeah, it's dead. |
| 1:02.6 | Yeah, also though, you know what you can't do back at the office. We |
| 1:08.3 | Yeah, we don't have those kind of barstools. Yeah, you should get better stills. Yeah. Well, I mean mine's pretty nice. You're |
| 1:13.8 | just not nice. It's bullshit. Yeah, because I brought it in myself. |
| 1:17.5 | Fat to Shay. Yeah. Oh hang on. Let me get let me get lined up here. Oh, okay. Got my own drink. Don't worry. I requested it. |
| 1:23.5 | Do I have a bold spot? Oh, what is this? What is this? I have way more hair. Look look back. What happened to my head? |
| 1:31.6 | I do it. I got no look at this full head of hair on me. Look at this. Oh, that's bad. That's real bad. |
| 1:37.6 | That you know a cover from that too. I'm gonna need a two pay. Yeah, that's gonna spread and I'm 30. Look at this. |
| 1:45.0 | I got a little dot. You got a freaking little dot. What an exciting show you guys came out for. |
| 1:50.5 | Yeah, as you couldn't see the back of our heads back at home. This is so we're gonna spend about the next 90 minutes talking about |
| 1:56.5 | male pattern ballless. Yep. It's a it's an epidemic. He knows he knows. Sorry. Are you are you balled by by stylistic choice? |
| 2:06.1 | No, absolutely not. The current dancer would have been like, yeah, sure. Should we have a bold off? |
| 2:12.1 | Yeah, well, like, hi. What's up? He's bolder than him. |
| 2:17.3 | It just gets the point where in the bold off everyone ties because there's no head. All right. Here's what I want to know. |
| 2:22.2 | I want to know if this is the largest off topic audience wise we've ever done. So and I don't know what the attendance is or anything. |
| 2:27.9 | So we're gonna need to do a count. |
| 2:30.7 | So I figured if we started |
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