The Bouquet Boyz
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2017
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Count us down, baby. |
| 0:01.8 | Don't ever call me baby ever again. No, you are not allowed to call me baby. My name is Ethan or Mr. Stevie. You are not, that is not in our contract. That is not, I'm so uncomfortable right now. I'm so uncomfortable right now. |
| 0:36.3 | Welcome to The Crunch, Episode 25. This is your boy, Ethan, aka aproposal. |
| 0:40.1 | And I'm Patrick at Catholic Pat. |
| 0:42.2 | How are you doing, bud? |
| 0:43.4 | It's good to see you. |
| 0:44.3 | I'm doing well. |
| 0:50.8 | We both had very similar sleep slash mass patterns today. |
| 0:58.7 | We both went to bed at the same time, got five hours of sleep, woke up, and went to Mass. I just did it an hour later, quote unquote, than you did. But it was at the same time zones, man. Yeah. Did you take a two hour nap after Mass, though? No, I didn't. I hate |
| 1:05.6 | sugary cereals. Oh, I need to do that. Let me tell you, this, I've, I've eaten Cheerios three times, right? |
| 1:13.8 | Just plain Cheerios since I gave up sugared cereal for Lent on Ash Wednesday, right? |
| 1:19.0 | I've had Cheerios three times, and this is already the worst penance I have ever done in my entire life. |
| 1:24.2 | That is good. |
| 1:25.2 | That means it's good. |
| 1:26.1 | I literally, I eat the Cheerios and I just go, |
| 1:29.7 | like maybe I'm just spoiled because I eat Frosted Flakes so much. |
| 1:34.8 | Or I love cinnamon toast crunch or something that it just is a shock to my system. |
| 1:38.4 | But I swear, these plain Cheerios are the nastiest thing anybody could ever eat. |
| 1:43.5 | You're going to be so skinny by the next 40 days. |
| 1:46.9 | I'm already pretty skinny. |
| 1:49.4 | I don't know if it's worth it. |
| 1:54.0 | My doctor said I need to eat more sugary cereal. |
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