All righty, hello, and everyone and welcome to it.

It is the third of April, 2026.

It's a Friday.

We made it.

Holy Frank, and Anna, could I use a Friday. I appreciate the use of your ears, the downloads, the plan, the sharing, the notes, the emails, everything that you do.

Especially those of you go to patreon.com slash Derek Hunter podcast and sign up there for the week and effing review and to support the show.

And if you don't like cursing, you probably won't like this one this week.

Because as of now, anyway, given everything that's had a chance to talk about,

and I haven't had a chance to talk about it yet on the show,

and it's too filthy to talk about in the free show.

The gnome marriage.

Not specifically about that, but the concept.

I have some thoughts.

I have some thoughts.

And it needs to be behind a paywall.

So check it out.

Patreon.com slash Derek Hunter podcast.

It's five bucks a month minimum more is always welcome

and every bit of it goes to

my kids denture work

not dentures not getting dentures

or orthodonture

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