It's the Bob and Tom show.

Uh, to be honest, I'd never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

This man came in and said he'd never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

I wanted to make a deposit, but I had a million things to do that day,

so I didn't want to spend a long time waiting in line behind a douchebag without proper identification.

Loser, trying to open a checking account with 20 bucks.

We could tell he was a very busy and important customer, so he led him straight to our VIP banking teller, but he refused.

I told the morons that I'd rather eat a raw turd than I'd have to sit and listen to their

pathetic little pitch about money market funds, CDs or squirrel Christmas accounts. I told them I'd

just walk up to the drive-thru ATM.

Thank you very much.

The man was about to go out to use the ATM, but we pointed out the armored car in the parking lot.

Luckily, the manager spotted a terribly dangerous situation.

There was an armored car at the bottom.

Statistically, you know, nine out of ten bank robberies happen to the security vehicles are around at the same time i noticed there was a tanker truck filling the tanks at the gas station across the street

oh boy this was the perfect store the man seemed rather nervous paranoid and suspicious

so we could tell he was exactly the sort of customer we wanted at the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

I could tell something was going on and they were going to rape me on the service charges and loan rates.

Yeah.

Perfect.

In the end, we recommended he try a different bank down the street.

We didn't need the headache.

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