The Blockbuster (Sales) Pitch!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Seeking Sister Wives is back on TLC with a whole new cast. Bryan wonders why every SSW couple fails to make it to season 2. Blue is a dog that acts like a sister wife. 90F's Big Ed strikes out in love...again. Ads are running in the show but they certainly are not ruining the show...says Bryan! Finally, the gang dig up a training video from Blockbuster Video. The ever present VHS rental stores that went away quickly after Netflix. Buster Sales is a creepy trainer for the young staff who mansplains everything! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break.
0:12.0	Listen, dude, no one gives it.
0:14.5	You ain't no king enough of it.
0:15.5	You are a king of more, but you are a king of the morons.
0:19.3	If you think that you want to have seven additional wives running around all tugging at
0:23.5	your coatings, let me show you what that looks like.
0:25.9	You know that dog blue that shows up once an episode here?
0:28.7	Blue is like a sister wife.
0:34.2	But just know that we get it.
0:35.9	We get that you do not like the advertisements, but we just wish that you would also understand
0:40.7	that, you know, for the hour of enjoyment.
0:43.7	A hour of our time.
0:47.7	I do need such a hard time believing anybody takes this at all serious.
0:52.7	I know.
0:53.7	Who the fuck is listening to this?
0:56.7	You want to be a good little girl, don't you, Marie?
0:59.7	Or I might follow you home and tell your parents about that one time.
1:03.7	You masturbated.
1:06.7	Tell Mrs. Harris to get out of here and let's have a party.
1:11.7	Close and lock the door.
1:13.7	Send Uncle Sales some of that mid grade weave and smoking.
1:18.7	Marie.
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