Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by Draft Kings.

Why are you listening to this show?

The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast.

I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys?

I've done it.

And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

This episode of the Dan Labitart Show is presented by Draft Kings.

Draft Kings, the crown is yours.

Chris Cody, I'm thinking about needing some help here with an executive decision

where we just make the whole week a fake pregame show that leads up to Thursday night's

biggest game in the history of games since games were played by the University of Miami.

Like, if we're going to do this right over the next week, because you've, if you've been

listening to this show since the pandemic, you watched this happen. You watched Mike Ryan become

someone who was in the NIL community trying to get into the thicket of how boosters influence

things. You saw how Columbus High School made anointed Mario Cristobal as the guy from

Sabin who could go get all of the players, and he's obviously fixed it. Like the things that were

plaguing Miami, they've gone from being pretty mediocre for 20 years to getting into the big

business of athletics. And at the beginning of it, it was John Ruiz and Life Wallet. And now that has all, it's all gone away. And what's left is a man who came up through this program and learned how to win championships at Jimmy Johnson's knee. Offensive linemen like his brother. Failed at FIU. Failed at FIU.

He would say failed?

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