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Welcome to the big suey, presented by Draft Kings.

Why are you listening to this show?

The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast.

I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries

if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys?

I've done it.

And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

This episode of the Dan Labitart Show is presented by Draft Kings.

Draft Kings, the crown is yours.

Dan, I have a new favorite paparazzi photo ever.

It was Nicole Kidman after her divorce

with Tom Cruise's finalized where she's like so free in the air. You know what I'm talking about?

We have a new one. William Shatner was caught driving with a bowl of cereal eating.

What? Yeah. Is he driving? He's driving. He's at a red light there.

My Ryan thinks it's like a promo because he thinks it's frosted flakes, but I don't even know if that's frosty flakes. Let me look. That could be like a raisin brand. That's like a raisin brand. Yeah. That's like reason brand. You can't like really tell exactly what that's here is. So I don't know if this is like PR or not, but I do know that even if it was or was not PR, he got a bowl of cereal.

He put the cereal in, he put milk, and then he went for a drive.

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