This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more.

Please submit your strawberry letter to Steve RVFM.com and click Submit Strawberry Letter.

We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're going to read this one

right here, right now, and you never know, it could be yours. It could be yours, buckle up and hold

on tight. We got it for you. Here it is. Strawberry letter. All right, nephew, thank you.

The subject, the big reveal. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been in a secret relationship and it has served me well.

I overlooked physical attraction and I decided to follow my heart. We have the best conversations

and we have real fun when we're together. He's a provider and he puts it down in the bedroom.

We're moving in with each other at the beginning of May,

so he's itching to let my family know about us.

He decided that he's going to church with me on Easter Sunday.

I don't think I'm ready for the big reveal.

Here's why.

He's my preacher's son, and he looks exactly like his daddy,

but as a younger man.

He's only 32, but he has a receding hairline and his skin is bumpy, just like his daddy.

He's not overweight, but he's not slim.

These are all things we can work on, so I overlooked them in the beginning.

I run out of time to fix him up,

...