I'm getting married in the morning, ding, the bells are going to chime.

I'm getting married in the morning, ding-dong, the bells are going to chime. Yeah, it's me, I'm back again, sorry about that.

So musical number from My Fair Lady, where Audrey Hepburn's dad I think is has been up all night and

Might not get to his wedding on time the reason I say that is that it's match time minus one which we used to call the day before the match and

we're instructed to wear a suit so I did wear a suit now here at the Qatar

University training ground was a big security operation obviously because Spain is a valuable property.

But these guys are characters. There's security guards and cops. Of the cops, there's probably

about a hardcore of eight. And every day they see us, they check through our

equipment and they're ultra-friendly. They seem to think they like our jokes, they like the fact that occasionally we steal some of the short bread and

cookies from the media buffet and take it out to them on platter. Nobody else does that but we do so when we pitched up here on what

is I think it's Wednesday but you know I can if somebody sues me for for I'm truth I won't

contest it I think it's Wednesday evening I do know where I am and I don't know I'm watching and I'm about to tell you about it in a minute but when we pitched up all the cops were rolling around in laughter

going oh you you getting married?

I may have told you this before, but they said,

like, are you getting married again?

Because I have been here once in a suit before and they absolutely pissed themselves laughing.

They loved it. And I was I was like yes it's another

wedding and they go well that's allowed here that's Mrs. H if you're listening I'm I

really I'm not getting married again I said listen lads, it's a work suit, come on. And the beautiful charcoal-gray suit,

trousers, a little bit damp around the rear at the moment because for whatever reason and here it's

10 past 7 in the evening there's a little bit of due on the chairs and the plastic chairs

in the bleacher and I'm looking across the reason that I've started talking about all these things that might or might not amuse you, but are true that happened, is I'm an idiot.

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