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The Besties

The Besties 76: Poor, poor Sonic

The Besties

The Besties

Leisure, Video Games

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2013

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

I come here to praise Sonic, not to bury him. Wait, that's wrong. I come here to bury him — or at least the happy memories I once had of him. Fortunately, my besties Justin and Griffin have positive things to talk about, like the surprises of The Stanley Parable and oh my gosh Candy Box 2 is out! So yes, while I'm sad to see the mascot of my childhood continue to struggle through my adult years, I can take solace in the cornucopia of other good games being released on a weekly basis. 3:20 - Best first level of a not-so-good game (Sonic: Lost World) 15:15 - Best tutorial (How to Survive) 22:20 - Halftime! 26:00 - Best endings (The Stanley Parable) 37:00 - The winner is everyone! Theme song by Ian Dorsch Get the show: Download MP3" Subscribe to the podcast (RSS) Subscribe on iTunes

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0:00.0

Rachel and I are putting together our wedding reception playlist and

0:06.8

I had a genuine's pony to the list a little while ago, but now I'm worried that it might be a little too erotic for some of our family members

0:15.4

What what happened between then and now huh like what happened? What made you change you know because at one point

0:22.3

You're like you were okay with that. You're like this is fine and now you're like we listen to erotic

0:27.8

I saw the song on Spotify and it's like oh, yeah, and I added it to the playlist and I listened to it

0:32.8

There's a lot of sexual references. It is a highly sexual. It's a very sexualized sexual charged song

0:39.2

And it's even that baseline that

0:42.0

It's like oh my god. That sounds like two people now. I don't open it. I don't remember the lyrics

0:47.6

But it's basically a reading of equis right the core the chorus is if you're horny. Let's do it right it my pony

0:55.1

My saddles waiting come and jump on it

0:59.6

I said I think I see what he's saying

1:02.8

If we're gonna get nasty baby first we'll show in tell tell I reach your pony tail

1:08.4

Lurk all over and through you baby until I reach your stream

1:12.7

You'll be on my jockey team so a lot of basically a lot of equine

1:18.0

Um

1:20.8

Delicate I would say I think it's fair to say not not particularly delicate equine references either

1:28.0

Guys whatever happened to that word do you remember that word horny like remember when that was a okay word to use and people like whatever

1:35.2

Me so horny and you just threw it yeah, you could just you could just say it out loud. We didn't we get so prude

1:40.1

Well, I mean there hasn't been a good Mike Myers movie released in a while

1:48.3

You

2:05.9

My name is Justin McAroy and I know the best thing of the week. My name is Griffin McAroy

2:09.9

And I know 10 pretty good things this week

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