The Besties 75: A very merry Pokémon special

The Besties

Leisure, Video Games

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2013

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Last week we promised an all Pokémon episode. This week we deliver. The Besties discuss pocket monsters on a level of granularity that ultimately drives Justin to the brink of insanity. Can you handle that? Maybe you're not the sort of person who wants to know about min-maxing Ghastly mating. And maybe weighing the benefits of Grass and Dragon types isn't your cup of tea. Well, to you I say, good riddance and good day! Now that it's just us super fans, let's gather close and tell stories of Squirtle battles long past. 3:31 - Best way to force breed Pokémon (day care) 8:14 - Best item (Exp. Share) 17:15 - Halftime! 20:33 - Best way to make a Pokémon feel real (feed it cupcakes) 24:59 - Best mobile multiplayer of the year so far (Player Search System) 37:43 - The Winner Is! Theme song by Ian Dorsch Get the show: Download MP3" Subscribe to the podcast (RSS) Subscribe on iTunes

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0:00.0	All the friends back together again, I'm on a fast day. I ate an egg.
0:06.2	That's the only egg that's the only egg you ate today. It was just that one egg.
0:09.7	The only thing you know, it's one hard boiled egg today.
0:12.2	You know, I can't decide, but it might be more momentous to say that 30 years ago,
0:19.0	an egg was created and turned into a human being named Russ Fruss.
0:24.0	Are you bragging about your own birthday?
0:26.0	You're 30 goddamn years old.
0:28.0	Is it a day or 30th birthday?
0:29.9	Today is my 30th birthday.
0:32.3	Can I ask you a question, a Boolean?
0:35.5	Yes.
0:37.2	Is it a dirty 30 or is it a flirty 30?
0:41.4	So far, I know it's only been going on.
0:43.1	Yeah, I don't want to like marry myself to either dirty or flirty.
0:47.5	I mean, it's not like, it's a dirty 30.
0:50.0	We're going to talk about Pokemon.
0:51.6	That wasn't, hey, that wasn't one of the options.
0:53.3	That was not one of the options.
0:54.7	I did not see that in Sex of the City.
0:56.6	No way is that an option.
0:58.0	Answer the fucking question, Russ.
0:59.3	Don't dodge it.
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