The Best of Good News - Centenarian Charity Walker, Goats on the Loose & Facebook's Ant Colony
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2020
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:03.6 | One big story that went viral last month was from the UK, where a hundred year old man |
| 0:17.0 | raised $40 million doing a charity walk in his garden. |
| 0:21.8 | And now, the UK is saying to him, good on you, chap. |
| 0:26.4 | A hundred year old veteran in Great Britain will receive a knighthood. |
| 0:31.3 | He'll be knighted for helping frontline workers during the coronavirus pandemic. |
| 0:35.8 | Captain Tom Moore raised more than $40 million for Britain's National Health Service |
| 0:40.5 | by just walking around, walking laps around his garden using a walker like you see right here. |
| 0:46.7 | And that effort captivated the nation. |
| 0:49.4 | Ah, this is fantastic. |
| 0:51.4 | This 100 year old man is going to become a knight, which is the highest British |
| 0:57.0 | honor you can receive outside of Star Baker. |
| 0:59.8 | And I'm not surprised this man is concerned with how the Queen is going to handle that sword. |
| 1:04.4 | I mean, we all saw how she stabbed Meghan Markle in the back. |
| 1:07.0 | You don't know what she's capable of. |
| 1:08.8 | I just can't wait for him to meet all the other knights once this pandemic is over. |
| 1:12.6 | I'm so Tom Moore knighted for raising $40 million for the NHS. |
| 1:19.5 | And I'm so mixed up. |
| 1:20.7 | I was knighted for telling the truth about how much I like big butts. |
| 1:23.6 | But this goes to show you two things. |
| 1:25.3 | One, when it comes to helping, your age doesn't matter. |
| 1:28.4 | Anybody can help. |
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